QUEEN— Yes, for the matrimonial line. How would you like to be a fairy ticket-taker?
WILLIS—On the Chicago & Alton?
QUEEN—That is the statute.
WILLIS— It is one of the oldest traditions of this road that none of its employés can possibly be ill-bred, particularly to a lady. I am yours.
QUEEN— And now the only way to save our tribe from annihilation is for all you gentlemen to obey the law. Remember that any fairy who marries other than a Chicago & Alton man must die. (All shudder.)
