"Conceive me if you can, an every-day young man."
GROSVENOR—I will, but remember that I do it on compulsion. (Sings.)
A most unique young man,
Who runs the car young man,
Polite to the ladies
And kind to the babies,
A remarkably nice young man.
Conceive me if you can,
A C. and A. young man,
Who is lavish in dress,
And runs the express,
A most unique young man.
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A highly colored young man,
A Pullman car young man,
Whose name is Dalton;
Who runs on the Alton,
A thoro' bred black-and-tan.
Conceive me if you can,
A button and lace young man,
Who tends to yer' daughters,
Looks arter yer' quarters,
A most polite young man.