GRANDMOTHER

Eh, if he's gone off and left you, whativer shall we do! Whativer 'ave you been doing?

MRS. HOLROYD

He brought a couple of bright daisies here last night—two of those trollops from Nottingham—and I said I'd not have it.

GRANDMOTHER (sighing deeply)

Ay, you've never been able to agree.

MRS. HOLROYD

We agreed well enough except when he drank like a fish and came home rolling.

GRANDMOTHER (whining)

Well, what can you expect of a man as 'as been shut up i' th' pit all day? He must have a bit of relaxation.