“My name it is Joe Bowers, I’ve got a brother Ike,

I come from old Missouri, yes, all the way from Pike.”

“Stop singin’ so loud, Tom,” cried Pike in alarm. “Don’t!” But Tom roared the louder—

“I’ll tell you why I left thar, and how I came to roam,

And leave my poor old mammy, so far away from home.”

“Tom! Tom! Good Lord don’t!” begged Pike.

“I used to love a gal thar, they called her Sally Black,

I axed her for to marry me, she said it was a whack,

But says she to me: ‘Joe Bowers, before we hitch for life,

You’d orter have a little home, to keep your little wife.’”