She flung the Doge’s bridal ring, and married the “Atlantic;”

And spite of all appearances, like the woman in the shoe,

She’s got so many “Young Folks” now she don’t know what to do.

But I must say, I think it strange that thee and Mrs. Spalding,

Whose lives with Calvin’s five-barred creed have been so tightly walled in,

Should quit your Puritanic homes, and take the pains to go

So far, with malice aforethought, to walk in a vain show!

Did Emmons hunt for pictures? was Jonathan Edwards peeping

Into the chambers of imagery with maids for Tammuz weeping?

Ah, well, the times are sadly changed, and I myself am feeling