And pretty soon I'll tell you another story unless

The Big Red Barn gets frisky
And jumps across the road,
And the buzzy, wuzzy horsefly
Eats up the little toad.


[MR. TURKEY DECIDES TO TAKE A DAY OFF]

Said the great big Turkey Gobbler
To the little Turkey Turk,
"I guess I'll stay at home today
And not go down to work;
"I have a sort of feeling
That it's wiser not to roam
And that it would be safer
For me to stay at home."


[A LITTLE GIRL'S DIARY]

Saturday

I love her on a Saturday
When she and Mother go
Together to a matinee
Or moving picture show.