Damns smokey London, and the frowsy Cits;

With ardour talks of Marches, Camps, and Fight;

Such scenes as these would be his soul’s delight.

At length, one day, his spirits flush’d with Wine,

Johnny resolved to go into the Line;

Writes to Mamma a coaxer to Petition

She’d make his Father buy him a Commission.

The doating Mother dwells with anxious pause,

Ere she could send her darling to the Wars.

But as she’d ne’er refused him what he wanted,