Holds a strange influence o’er the Human Mind.

On Memory’s[42] Compass are so adverse set,

Remember, and, Remember to forget.

John knew his Friends, & at what price he bought ’em,

So nods, and How d’ye’s, gave to all that sought ’em.

Now smiling Spring (such are Poetic Styles)

Saluted John with her effulgent Smiles:

This led him to commence his Operations,

To make, as Dad advised, his Observations.

Though for an A. D. C. the Chief did take him,