Or this my tale will not go down so well.

In every Country there are customs known,

Which they preserve exclusively their own.[8]

The Portuguese, by some odd whims infected,

Have Cloacina’s temple quite rejected;

How they arrange their Worship, we shall know,

By the disaster that befel our Beau.

Our Hero gaily sporting out a Song,

And cutting angles as he glid along,

Some Damsel, heedlessly, from upper floor,