‘How many Guineas, Mister?—what a bore he’s!’

‘No Senhor, no Guineas, no Senhor, no say.’

‘Why how the Devil then am I to pay?’

But getting Dollars, he the Dobbin bought,

When something passing, his attention caught.

‘Here, stop that Fellow, Teague, don’t let him pass;

‘I say, you Quiz, what ask you for that Ass?’

‘By Ja—s, Sir,’ says Teague, ‘you’re in a wrong Key,

‘It is a thumping Mule, and not a Donkey.’

‘What!’ retorts John, ‘do you think I am a fool?