Instead of hand, return a hugging squeeze.[10]

What beasts! thinks John. I’m very sure no true man

Would hug a Fellow, as we do loved Woman;

In my dear country, Women are delightful—

None here I’ve seen as yet, but what are frightful.

Now Smith’s Repository[11] came in view,

‘Ah! ah!’ says John, ‘I’ve something there to do.’

The stairs he quick ascended with a skip,

His eyes were first attracted by a Whip;

For John observ’d a Whip was most essential