THE SHARP-NOSED MAN.
“Ze yellow fevair and General Butlair in one season? Have ze great God no maircy, zen?”
A kind Providence couldn’t possibly saddle sea-sickness with any other ailment.
“DEAR—, SEA-SICKNESS IS ONLY—A FEMININE WEAKNESS.”
Was there ever a ship or a rail car, or any other place where danger is possible, that there was not present the man with a sharp nose, slightly red at the tip, whose chief delight seems to be to point out the possibilities of all sorts of disaster, and to do it in the most friendly way? I remember once going down the Hoosac Tunnel before it was finished. I went down, not because I wanted to, (indeed I would have given a farm, if I had had one, to have avoided it,) but it was the thing to do there, and must be done. So with about the feeling that accompanied John Rogers to the stake, I stepped, with others, upon the platform, and down we went. It was a most terrible descent. A hole in the ground eighteen hundred feet deep, and a platform, suspended by a single rope! In my eyes that rope was not larger or stronger than pack-thread.