Who was the shortest man spoken of in the Bible? Beldad the Shuhite (shoe height).
Where was paper currency spoken of first in the Bible? Where the dove left the ark and brought a green back.
Why was Noah obliged to stoop on entering the ark? Because, although the ark was high, Noah was a higher ark (hierarch).
Who took the first newspaper? Cain took A Bell’s (Abel’s) Life, and Joshua countermanded the Sun.
What proof have we that Moses was the most wicked man who ever lived? Because he broke the Ten Commandments all at once.
How long did Cain hate his brother? As long as he was Abel (able).
Where was æstheticism first spoken of in the Bible? Where the Lord made Balaam’s ass to utter.
When were walking-sticks first mentioned in the Bible? When Eve presented Adam with a little Cain (cane).
What fur did Adam and Eve wear? Bear (bare) skin.
Who was the fastest runner in the world? Adam, because he was first in the race.