Conundrums, Riddles and Puzzles / Containing one thousand of the latest and best conundrums, gathered from every conceivable source, and comprising many that are entirely new and original

by Dean Rivers

So I went to a school and learned how to do it.

Fence.

My first I hope you are,

My second I see you are,

My whole I know you are,

Wel-come.

My first’s a dirty little brute,

My second’s at the end on’t;

My third like many an honest man,

Is on a fool dependent.