What will make pies inquisitive? S will make spies of them.
Why is an empty purse expressive of constancy? Because you find no change in it.
When can donkey be spelt with one letter? When it’s “U.”
Why is a tennis player like a society youth of limited means? He is obliged to miss the ball when it comes high.
Why is an Irishman trying to kiss a pretty girl like a man going up Mt. Vesuvius? Because he is trying to get at the mouth of the crater.
Why should a housekeeper never put the letter M into her refrigerator? Because it will change ice into mice.
What’s the difference between Shakespeare and Queen Elizabeth? He was a wonder, and she was a Tudor.
Why is the letter R indispensable to friendship? Because without it your friends would be fiends.
Which are the two most disagreeable letters if you get too much of them? K N (cayenne).
What is the difference between a funny fellow and a butcher? One deals out wit, the other wit-tles.