Why is a clock the most persevering thing in creation? Because it is never more inclined to go on with its business than when it is completely wound up.
Why is a blind man apt to be an idiot? The old adage says, out of sight out of mind.
How did the whale that swallowed Jonah obey the divine law? Jonah was a stranger and he took him in.
When is a piece of wood like a queen? When it is made into a ruler.
Why is chicken pie like a gunsmith’s shop? Because it contains fowl-in pieces.
Why is asparagus like most sermons? Because it is the end of it that people enjoy most.
What is the fruit of finance? Current coin.
How did Jonah feel when swallowed by a whale? He was down in the mouth, and went to blubber.
Why is the polka like bitter beer? There are so many hops in it.
Why is your nose in the middle of your face? Because it is the scenter.