When is a new dress older than an old one? When it’s more (moire) antique.

What is the name of the plant most fatal to mice? Cat-nip.

Why is a poor singer like a counterfeiter? Because he is an utterer of bad notes.

I am the first, and one of seven,

I live betwixt the seas and heaven;

Look not below, for I am not there,

My home is in the ancient air.

Come to my second, behold how fair

I am, how bright and how debonair;

A pleasant vision and a beauty,