Bert. As clean as they were at the Table. Sheets wash'd perhaps six Months ago.
Will. What becomes of your Horses all this While?
Bert. They are treated after the Manner that the Men are.
Will. But is there the same Treatment every where.
Bert. It is a little more civil in some Places, and worse in others, than I have told you; but in general it is thus.
Will. What if I should now tell you how they treat their Guests in that Part of Italy call'd Lombardy, and in Spain, and in England, and in Wales, for the English have the Manners both of the French and the Germans, being a Mixture of those two Nations. The Welsh boast themselves to be the original English.
Bert. Pray relate it. I never had the Opportunity of travelling in them.
Will. I have not Leisure now, and the Master of the Ship bid me be on board by three a Clock, unless I would lose my Passage. Another Time we shall have an Opportunity of prating our Bellies full.
The YOUNG MAN and HARLOT.
The ARGUMENT.