Man of the World.. I am a deputy sub-inspector of the New York and New Jersey division of the circuit.
Clown.. Can we have a job, me and my pals, here?
Man of the World.. You cannot.
Clown.. And why not?
Man of the World.. Because you are superseded.
Clown.. What's that?
Pantaloon.. I'll super if there's nothing better.
Clown.. Where is the durn President?
Man of the World.. I learn from the fashionable intelligence that he is at present cruising the Mediterranean on his electric yacht.
Clown.. Where's the author of the piece?