JOHN: A cat may look at a—Queen.
PRISCILLA: And a Queen keeps cats for her amusement. They purr so delightfully when she pets them.
JOHN: I never learned to purr; it must be amusing—for the Queen.
PRISCILLA: Let me teach you. I'm starting a new class tonight.
JOHN: I'm afraid I couldn't afford to pay the tuition.
PRISCILLA: For a few exceptionally meritorious pupils, various scholarships and fellowships have been provided.
JOHN: By whom? Old graduates?
PRISCILLA: NO—the institution has been endowed by God—
JOHN: With exceptional beauty—I'm afraid I'm going to kiss you. NOW.
(They kiss.)