"P-perhaps. Why?"
"Good. Then, after this I'll get you to do my nails while I have my second cup of coffee each morning!"
"Aren't you horrid!"
"Aren't you the cheeky kid, using that thing in front of me?"
"You really don't mind, Daddy?"
"Do you think it an improvement over nature?"
"I know it isn't."
"Why use a lipstick then?"
"But--why do you wear that curly mustache?"
"More cheek?"