He’s just as like him as ae lark

Is like anither.

About me then there was a din,

They sought me out through thick an’ thin,

Wi’ deil hae her, an deil hae him,

He’s o’er the dyke;

Our Dominie has now dung in

His arse a pike.

Ye may weel judge I was right sweer,

This uncouth meeting to draw near,