PART I.
Tom. Good morrow, Sir, this is a very cold day.
Teag. Arra, dear honey, yesternight was a very cold morning.
Tom. Well brother traveller of what nation art thou?
Teag. Arra dear shoy, I came from my own kingdom.
Tom. Why, I know that, but where is thy kingdom?
Teag. Allelieu dear honey, don’t you know Cork is in Ireland?
Tom. You fool, Cork is not a kingdom but a city.
Teag. Then dear shoy, I’m sure it is in a kingdom.