Q. How many holes are there in a hen’s doup?
A. Two.
Q. How prove you that?
A. There is one for the dung and another for the egg.
Q. What is the best method of catching rogues?
A. There is none so fit as a rogue himself.
Q. Where was the usefulest fair in Scotland kept?
A. At Mullgay.
Q. What sort of commodities were there?
A. Nothing but ale and wicked wives.