Q. Who has the honestest trade in the world?
A. Ballad-singers; for they always deal with ready-money: and it is as ancient as the Siege of Troy, for Homer was a ballad-singer.
Q. What is the surest method for one to become both rich and respectable?
A. To be sober and industrious.
Q. What is the best method of overcoming the argument of a positive person?
A. Either to say with him, or give him no answer.
Q. What is the wisest course to be followed by a man who has a brawling and scolding wife?
A. To keep silent, and then she’ll bite her own fingers with anger.
Q. What thing is that which is lengthened by being cut at both ends?