When this the Castle came to know,

Their half-moon-cannons ’gan to play:

Like mad-men then they ran away;

But such a furich was never there,

As they tumbled headlong down the stair:

All in a haste got out together,

And riding one above another;

Each striving foremost for to get,

Their naked hips and noses met.

They centries kept at the West-port,