Q. What is the hardest dinner that ever a taylor laid his teeth to?

A. His own goose, tho’ ever so well boiled or roasted.

Q. How many tods’ tails will it take to reach up to the moon?

A. One if it be long enough.

Q. How many sticks gangs to the bigging of a craw’s nest?

A. None for they are all carried.

Q. How many whit’s will a well made pudding prick need?

A. If it be well made it needs no more.

Q. Who was the father of Zebedee’s children?