Biffkin and Briggs and Solomon and Snooks
Must be put down, for they lead awful lives,
And any simple souls who read their books
Might kiss their housemaids or desert their wives.
Earth must be purged, be cleaned from this disease!
(And England does what Highbrow Hill decrees.)
Post-Georgian Poet in Search of a Master
I had been well brought up: I liked the best.