Come on, chuck it! Don’t ’owl. Give us a slobber then....

Now ’op it—poor little swine.


Mrs. Skeffyngton Calhus

Mrs. Skeffyngton Calhus has three sons killed in the war,

(But to see her brave, sweet face, you would never guess it.)

She has “given” some nephews as well, and cousins galore;

“And if one feels sad,” she says, “one ought to suppress it.”

She belongs to two Funds, some Committees, and several clubs,