On Hampstead Heath—and every day

They troop in crowds up Chancery Lane....

I’ll own, some Brixton girls are plain,

The Ealing girls are proud and silly,

They’re a queer lot in Piccadilly

And—personally—I can’t stand

The huzzies who infest the Strand.

But in the bulk, far though you roam,

You’ll find no girls like ours at home.

Then what good cheer is London cheer