An’ act like an ass in the spring;

Some guy with a jack-knife an’ splinter

Will say you’re a king.

It’s blood, an’ it’s bone, an’ it’s muscle,

You’re throwin’ up there on the bar;

Next week fer a job you kin rustle,

The fool thet you are.

Oh, yes, they all think he’s the candy,

A sport, a good fellow, who spends;

I hope, when they say you’re a dandy,