She said, "No."
"Well," I said, "I have seen you in the audience every afternoon for several weeks, and have you heard me say anything against theaters?"
No, she hadn't.
"Well," I said, "what made you bring them up?"
"Why, I supposed you didn't believe in theaters."
"What made you think that?"
"Why," she said, "do you ever go?"
"No."
"Why don't you go?"
"Because I have got something better. I would sooner go out into the street and eat dirt than do some of the things I used to do before I became a Christian."