"Nothing much. She's a mighty good egg, really."
"Could you do it, whatever it was, to me?"
"I don't know; I never tried it."
"Would you, then, if I asked you to?"
"No."
"Why not?"
"Answer that yourself."
"And it was 'nothing much,' it says here in fine print. But I think I know just about what it was. Don't I?"
"I wouldn't be surprised."
"You knocked hell out of yourself, didn't you?"