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THE LIST OF CONTENTS

[I.][THE COMPLEAT SNOBS][page 13]
[II.][AUNT GEORGIE][31]
[III.][QUACK-QUACK][49]
[IV.][THE POISON OF ASPS][71]
[V.][THE SEA-GREEN INCORRUPTIBLE][85]
[VI.][THE ETERNALLY UNCOMPROMISED][107]
[VII.][THE GRIZZLY KITTENS][125]
[VIII.][CLIMBERS:]
[I. THE HORIZONTAL][143]
[IX.][CLIMBERS:]
[II. THE PERPENDICULAR][161]
[X.][THE SPIRITUAL PASTOR][183]
[XI.][‘SING FOR YOUR DINNER’][199]
[XII.][THE PRAISERS OF PAST TIME][217]

THE LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS

reproduced from drawings by

George Plank

[1. THE COMPLEAT SNOBS][Frontispiece]
[2. AUNT GEORGIE][page 36]
[3. QUACK-QUACK][52]
[4. POISON OF ASPS][70]
[5. THE SEA-GREEN INCORRUPTIBLE][98]
[6. THE GRIZZLY KITTENS][132]
[7. CLIMBERS: I. THE HORIZONTAL][148]
[8. CLIMBERS: II. THE PERPENDICULAR][164]