"You know as well as I do that we can't live up to it—neither of us. You've filled her bean with a lot of fool notions. Oh, Lord, Pete! I had no business to bring you."
"Bill, answer me this: am I making things more exciting?"
"Exciting! You're making them batty."
"Did I ever fail you?"
"Oh, shut up!"
"Did I ever hesitate to give the best that was in me, Bill?"
"Cut out the bunk; you can't pull it on me. Didn't I have enough trouble getting through college at all? Didn't I just miss getting the razz from the faculty? Didn't they let me through for fear if they didn't I'd come back? And now you butt in and make me the president of the class and one of those magna cum laudæ guys. Why, you'll have my Aunt Caroline writing to the college to tell 'em how happy she is and how much money she's going to leave 'em!"
Pete made a reassuring gesture.
"No, she won't, Bill. I'll fix that the next time I talk to her. I'll tell her——"