“Hey, dar!” Little Bit shrieked, rescuing the liquid from total loss and kicking Pap into consciousness. “Git up an’ drink dis med’cine!”
Pap swallowed the contents of the bottle, then asked:
“Whut time is it, Little Bit?”
“It’s mighty nigh night.”
“Whut day is dis?”
“It’s jes’ de same day whut it’s been since mawnin’,” Little Bit informed him.
“Whut does you call it?” Pap howled impatiently.
“I calls it to-day,” Little Bit answered.
“Oh, lawdymussy!” Pap bawled. “Whut a fool!”
“Yes, suh, dat’s right!” Little Bit agreed innocently. “You shore is been a whopper!”