"Taken thirty pounds this morning!" shouted the leading door-handle, speeding towards the house. "Splendid heather honey!"
"You ought to show some interest," said my wife malignly. "Go in and look at it. He's your host!"
"Not if he were all the hosts of Midian!" I said, but I felt shaken.
I rose from my chair.
"I'm going to the motor-house," I said firmly.
"Very well, I shall bathe," replied Philippa.
"I suppose you are aware that your old friend, Mr. Chichester, is at present in possession of the bathing cove," I returned, "and it might be as well to ascertain the opinion of your hostess on the subject of mixed bathing."
"Did you observe that Lord Derryclare was wearing your new motor-gloves?" said Philippa as I moved away.
I magnanimously left the last word with her.
The Derryclares were in the habit of hurling themselves, at intervals, out of civilisation, and into the wilderness, with much the same zest with which those who live in the wilderness hurl themselves into civilisation. In the wilderness, twenty miles from a railway station, they had built them a nest, and there led that variety of the simple life that is founded on good servants, old clothes, and a total indifference to weather. Wandering friends on motor tours swooped occasionally out of space; married daughters, with intervals between visits to be filled in, arrived without warning, towing reluctant husbands (who had been there before). Lost men, implicated with Royal Commissions and Congested Districts, were washed in at intervals; Lady Derryclare said she never asked anyone; people came.