"I would, for one, if I were not already running over with wisdom. Shall I read any more?"
"Yes, go on."
"'SELFISHNESS.
"'Diagnosis. An acute disease, that, if neglected, will become chronic and incurable; patient begins to show disinclination to wait upon papa and mamma; wants the best seat by the fire; steers for the biggest apple.
"'Rx. Of parental benevolence, 1 lb.
"'Of essence of Bible, 1 gall.
"'Bottle, but do not cork, that the delightful aroma of this liquid may fill the house.'"
"There! I shall not read any more of this nonsense. I have a scheme for another book, which I am quite eager to begin immediately."
"I shall put my veto on all brain-work," said Mrs. Grey, "until I see you looking like yourself. The best thing you can do now is to lie down and take a nap till dinner-time. I believe I shall have to do the same, for I am very tired."
"Why will you go about waiting on other people, and wearing yourself out, mamma?"