Messrs. Bassoono write:—‘Our series of photographs of the members of Mr. C. K. Shorter’s Academy of Letters, under the title ‘Types of English Genius’ would be nothing but for your INSIDECOMPLETUAR. We inclose for your inspection a portrait of Mr. Lecky casually consulting his own biography in Vol. LIV.’
To the Army.
Entrenched behind a complete set of the INSIDECOMPLETUAR BRITANNIAWARE, two well-armed men can keep a host at bay.
The INSIDECOMPLETUAR BRITANNIAWARE is a
CONVENIENT AND PORTABLE EARTHWORK.
No shot or shell can pierce it.
Christian De Wet writes:—‘I should never have escaped so frequently if the English troops had not been so engrossed in the pages of their ramparts.’
The Kaiser writes:—‘As a barrier against Polish arrogance, I know of no more impregnable fortification than your mammoth volumes.’