"I should call it 'Ben Trovato,'" said Eric.
"Oh, don't!" Ben groaned. "No more puns on my unfortunate name, please."
"Or 'Ben's Balm for Harassed Housewives,'" Eric continued.
"Or just a notice like this," said Melanie:
DOMESTIC DIFFICULTIES
FORWARD SOLUTIONS WITHIN
"Be serious," said Tubby. "I've got a real title for you. What do you think of 'The Beck and Call'?"
"Very good," I said.
"I think you should have a signboard hanging out," said Tubby, "Like an old inn, and on the sign, which would be very gay, something like this:—
THE BECK AND CALL
DOMESTIC PROBLEM BUREAU
BRING YOUR NEEDS TO US
FEES MODERATE