A man on a train was heard to groan so frightfully that the passengers took pity on him, and one of them gave him a drink out of a whisky flask. "Do you feel better?" asked the giver. "I do," said he who had groaned. "What ailed you anyway?" "Ailed me?" "Yes; what made you groan so?" "Groan! Great Land o'Goshen! I was singing!" The generous man will never quite cease to regret the loss of that drink of whisky.
Cole's Book Arcade. Cole's Book Arcade,
it is in Melbourne town,
Of all the book stores in this land,
it has the most renown.
TUNE: All the Tunes there are mixed.

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