At each officer's side 'til he'd filled up his plate;

I was startled a bit at the very first look

By the size of the helping each officer took,

And I thought as I sat there among them that night

Of the army's effect on a man's appetite.

The waiter at last brought the platter to me

And modestly proper I started to be.

A small piece of meat then I gracefully took;

The young fellow stood there and gave me a look.

"Better get all you want," he remarked to me then,