“Fine!”

“Then, I think I’ll let you juggle the big coffeepot in the cook tent for the edification of the hungry roustabouts,” grinned Mr. Sparling.

“What do I do?”

“Do, young man—do?”

“Yes, sir.”

“Why, you stand by the coffee boiler in the cook tent, and when you hear a waiter bawl ‘Draw one,’ at the same time throwing a pitcher at you from halfway across the tent, you catch the pitcher and have it filled and ready for him by the time he gets to you.”

“Do I throw the pitcherful of coffee back at him?” questioned Teddy innocently.

“You might, but you wouldn’t be apt to try it a second time. You’d be likely to get a resounding slap from the flat of his hand—”

“I’d hit him on the nose if he did,” declared Teddy belligerently.

Mr. Sparling could not resist laughing.