That thinned the class to Burney Cole, and he

Stood up and spoke twelve minutes scared to death.

Progress of Science was his theme, committed

To memory, the gestures timed, they trained him

Out in the woods near Big Creek.

Lil and I

Sat there and laughed—the town was in the hall,

Applause terrific, bouquets thick as hops.

And when they handed Burney his diploma

The crowd went wild.