The mind is fortified by abstinence,

The spirit clarified and lifted up—

I got a thrill somehow. But all the time

I knew a girl named Ella. Oftentimes

Lying beside her I would shriek with laughter

And she would ask, what is the matter, John?

And I would say: I'm thinking of a song

I heard one time: "They'd never know me now."

And Ella said: If Dr. Simpson knew

That you were here with me, you'd take a fall