"Not likely—still open it."

So Hal's proposal came before his lordship.

"Dear Tuppy," read the man.

"Who the devil 'Tuppies' me on a typewriter?" demanded the peer.

The servant turned to the signature.

"Hal Tailor," he read.

"Tanneur," corrected Tuppy, "he's the sort of cove who would Tuppy me on a typewriter—go on."

"DEAR TUPPY,—

"I've got a great scheme for you. The governor will let you have a house rent free—"

"I'll bet there's something wrong with the house," said Tuppy uncharitably.