A man was crossing a bridge over a small stream, and noticed a sign which read, "Don't fish here." "Do they?" he asked, and walked on.
Age Contest
What age will people reach if they live long enough? Dotage.
To what age do most people look forward? Marriage.
A necessary attribute of a soldier? Courage.
What age is required at sea? Tonnage.
What age are we forbidden to worship? Image.
What age do people get stuck on? Mucilage.
What age is neither more nor less? Average.
What is the age of profanity? Damage.