Wherein did the prophet Jonah differ from the modern theologians? Because while he disagreed with the whale, they disagree about him.
Why was John the Baptist like a penny? Because he was one cent (sent).
Who won the first horse race in the Bible? Herodias' daughter when she got a head of John the Baptist on a charger.
When is a policeman like the good Samaritan? When he comes out of some area (Samaria).
Which are the two smallest things mentioned in the Scripture? The widow's mite, and the wicked flee.
Why is a good wife like the devil? While the husbandman sleepeth, she seweth (soweth) tears (tares).
CHAPTER IV
Historical Conundrums
There has been but one king crowned in England since the conquest. What king was he? James I. He was King of Scotland before he was King of England.