Why is the city of Washington like a despairing old maid? Because she has looked long and in vain for a Beauregard.
What one sentence expresses the wish of both the Southern Confederacy and the United States government? Let us alone (a loan).
What route should our army take at the present? The rout of the enemy.
Why is a man just knighted like a nutmeg? Because he's grated.
Why are lamps like the Thames? Because they have lighters.
Why is a sedan chair like the world? Because it's between two poles.
What is the most favorable season to have your letters from India? The season which brings the monsoon.
How do you know that the Queen approves of the penny postage? Because she gives her countenance to it.
Why is the old elm on Boston Common like the ladies of Boston? Because they are well hooped.
How long should a lady's crinoline be made? A little over two feet.