What city of the world do artists make the most drawings of? Cork.
What islands would form a cheerful luncheon party? Friendly, Society, a Sandwich, and Madeira.
Which one of the United States is the largest and most popular? The state of matrimony.
Why is a young man engaged to a young lady like a man sailing for a port in France? Because he is bound to Havre (have her).
How many young ladies does it take to reach from New York to Philadelphia? About one hundred, because a Miss is as good as a mile.
Why is Great Britain like Palestine? Because it's the Holy Land (whole island).
If a man and his wife go to Europe together, what is the difference in their mode of traveling? He goes abroad, and she goes along.
Why are the Germans like quinine and gentian? Because they are two-tonics (Teutonics).
What is the most [difficult] river on which to get a boat? Arno, because there Arno boats there.
Why should we pity the young Esquimaux? Because each one of them is born to blubber,—and ever to be-wail fishing, and walking with his snows frozen.